Friday, January 19, 2007

Having My Baby





GOOD NEWS: Wife is pregnant!
BAD NEWS: The conservative beauty queen I've been flirting with has given me the brush off. I will have to find some other little woman to keep me busy while the old lady is out of service.

3 comments:

scribe said...

There is nothing more difficult than having to find a stand-in lay while the baby-machine is processing, let me know if you need some of my sloppy seconds.

rudy said...

Sure you can finish for me. What do I care if she enjoys herself. Once I'm done I'm outta there.

scribe said...

Not quite how I meant it, but what the hell?