Monday, January 8, 2007
Reproductive Rights
I recently learned that my wife aborted our first child. She was 17 when she violated my reproductive rights. She used the "my father would have killed me" excuse. Unbelievable. At least I can take satisfaction in knowing that when I am enjoying a peaceful eternity in heaven she will be turning on a spit over some red hot coals in hell. Burn, baby, burn!
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excuse me, rudy, but apparently you didn't read the post all that well, and you haven't read much of my blog.
#1. my husband was WITH ME. in fact, most of the money spent was spent on stuff for HIM.
#2. i decided a long LONG time ago to not have children, mostly because i didn't want any kid of mine to have to grow up in a world full of people like you.
#3. how about you focus on your own damn family? and try minding your own fucking business while you're at it!
1. Until you have children all of your husbands money should be spent on him.
2. God made women to bear children.
3. My wife focuses on the family. That is her job.
You have no right to choose. It is your Christian duty to raise your husbands children. Assume the missionary position and do your duty. Remember that God will be watching you.
This is a fucking joke, right?
Lulu, As funny as it sounds I am afraid that Joolz is serious.
I refuse to believe joolz is serious! Jesus wept!
Scribe,
I agree. Jesus shed but one tear over losing Joolz soul. BFD.
Still, I heard Joolz had a very important role for the coming Armageddon- Something about holding Jesus' robes for him.
Way to go "Wifey" for aborting a fetus that belonged to this man.. Or did it?
It would have been nice if she would have also aborted the three little hellian boys that she gave birth to...I can picture them know swimming around in that mason jar full of blood...Gets my mojo goin..woohoo...
And btw Rudy, you said to assume the missionary position and do my duty..Sorry, my husband and I prefer doggystyle..Goes in deeper and we both come easier..But thanks for your concern.
So if she committed this grave sin, why aren't you divorcing her? After all, a Godly man like yourself deserves better than a woman like that, right? I'm sure there's plenty of other women out there who would love to have your children and not abort them.
Scribe,
Joolz isn't good enough to wash his underwear. She dedicated a post to me. I think she has a crush on the HE.
Kristin,
My wife is not allowed on or near the computer. Unlike you, she is busy home schooling the children, tending to my chickens and dogs and perfoming her various other wifely duties.
I take it you and "hubby" have no children. I wonder how many little bastards your unholy decision has forced him to sire with other women.
Doggie style? What is your 976- number?
Laser Rocket Arm,
Divorce would be a sin. "'Till death us do part." Then I will go to heaven alone and happy to be rid of her.
Sorry it took so long to respond, my husband had to pick me up off the floor I was laughing so hard..
976 number?? Never heard of a 976 number..I thought it was just 900 numbers? Seems as if you are way too familiar with those.
And you are 100% right..Hubby and me don't have any children, and proud of it.. It's okay if he has been with other women, hell he can bring them home for me..I would enjoy that just as well...
I'm sure your wife would appreciate knowing that you are talking about her like this on the computer...But why do you care? You probably beat her every evening anyways..We will probably see her on Maury Povich in the next few years begging for help to get away from you..
Looks like you have lived a sheltered life Rudy...I feel sorry for you that you have never bent your wife over and pulled her hair..Don't know what you are missing there... You remind me of those old-timey movies where the woman lays there looking at the ceiling while her husband is screwing her begging for it to end..I can assure you one thing, I bet your wife has never experienced an orgasm..Poor thing..
I can assure you another thing too..I bet she thinks her abortion was the best thing that has ever happened to her, and it wouldn't suprise me if she regrets having those other 3 things..
One last thing...I hope your wife gets one of your chickens and rings its neck and you find it dead when you get home.. Then that will be 2 things of yours that she done away with.. ;)
hmmm, not sure kristin is on the same page as the rest of us, although her threesome comments were refreshing and msot welcome.
Scribe, I am most definitely NOT on the same page as you...And believe me, I wouldn't ever want to be.. You guys are really insane.. For Rudy to actually think that he 'owns' his wife.. That is the most ridiculous thing I have EVER heard in my life..
You all are borderline crazy...Your minds are seriously warped, and Scribe, if you are talking about Jesus and God and all that religious stuff and then talking about how welcome my talk about threesomes are, you are even worse than Rudy..What an accomplishment..
Kristin,
Now I know you have a 976 number. Your talk of hair pulling and chicken dinner have caused a physical reaction. Shameless hussy!
Umm...What are you wearing?
Scribe,
I hope God forgives me for the sinful thoughts Kristin has put in my head.
Kristin,
Of corse I own "my" wife. I have the certificate to prove it!
Rudy, if you want, I could put some really bad thoughts in your head. Actually, they are good thoughts, especially the ones where I let you tie me up and do whatever you want to do to me, and since you are into 'control', I'm sure that is right up your alley. I'm not sure if you like my type though, 5'5, blonde hair, green eyes and 125 lbs. Just let me know. Maybe my husband would let you join in. Even though you do look like a poor excuse for Ben Affleck...Hey, I could live with that. ;)
Oh yeah..You asked what I was wearing..Call me and I'll tell you..It's 976-fuck-off...
Kristin,
Wow! That was you? You must make lots of money on that line. But -off was not part of the number.
So, what would you be wearing when your hubby and I tied you up?
Yeah, that was me.. I run that number out of my home.. If it was up to you, you would probably dress me in a chicken costume or a maid outfit..Since those are some of your favorite things in life.. Since you also like hunting, I would probably be carrying a gun and holding a dead deer.. Sound erotic?
If you could tell me of some other positions to be in and give a more detailed description of your maid costume I might allow my wife to read your comment.
BTW, Do the curtains match the carpet? Do you have a carpet?
HMMM, still wondering if kristin gets the parody and is in on it, or if she is like one of those angry message baord people I used to engage in mortal combat on a regular basis.
Scribe,
Parody? Nonsense. I enjoy the anger these liberals and feminists are showing. It's proof that I, H. Rudy Ericson, am making progress. I have no idea who Kristin is but I enjoyed her visits here.
Kristin, where are you, honey? Come back and speak to the HE.
Hey Scribe... I agree with Rudy.. What parody??? I think this guy is 100% real.. So maybe you need to think about what you said to me earlier when you asked if I was on the "same page as the rest of you".. Maybe it's you that isn't on the same page..
No, I'm just kidding.. I don't know whether Rudy is real or not... And NO, I'm not angry.. If Rudy is real, and his wife lets him treat her like he says he does, then she deserves it.. She should be a real woman and leave his ass..
Anyways, to answer you question Rudy -- NO, I don't have a carpet.. I can give you the name of the salon that waxes me and you can join me one day.. I hate men with carpets too.. If we shouldn't have them, why should you??
On your positions question...I live in the mountains..And we here have a position called the 'hucklebuck'... Ever heard of it? If not, I can tell you a really good story about it.. So let me know.. And BTW, I'm glad you enjoy me being here.. ;)
My lack of faith humanity is reaffirmed :)
Kristin,
I believe we are all on the same page. Right in the center of the magazine.
And yes, I too am well groomed.
I've heard of two different hucklebucks; One leg behind the head, and two legs behind the head. Please, Kristin, tell us your sinful story. Don't leave out any details. Describe everything...you know..for my wifes sake.
Scribe,
Kristin is causing me to re-think my hard stance against feminists. I was trying to turn her around butt her doggy talk is convincing me to look in the same direction she is, except for her occasional glance back in mine.
Post lots of pix! ;)
Rudy,
I am not a feminist by any means, so there is no turning me around. I have my own point of view, I usually don't agree with anybody over anything. There are a lot of things that I look at from a mans point of view and some things from a womans. A true feminist doesn't look at anything from a mans point of view.
Anyways, getting to my story.. I was about 17 years old and I was with one of my friends, and may I add she was a hottie. Anyways, she had this "date" with this guy, so I took her to his house. It was an old, run-down house, and quite nasty may I add. So I was kinda nervous cause these dudes were way out there, smoking pot, snorting stuff and all that crazy stuff. My friends date was the only decent one there. She started making out with him and so they go into this bedroom, and he starts screwing her. They are going at it pretty hard, and she said she was in this strange position (she wasn't very experienced), and she said she could see the ceiling, but she seen it from a view point that wasn't normal. Kind of hard to explain. Kinda like that you won't normally notice it unless you were in a weird position that you were directly facing it. Anyways, written in BLOOD on the ceiling it said "if you can see this bitch, then you are in the hucklebuck". So, yeah you were right, she had two legs over her head, almost curled into a ball. I laughed my ass off at that.
So sorry guys, that wasn't a very erotic story like you all were hoping for. And I don't think you would want to see pics.
Thanks, Kristin! My wife hated the story. We're back to doing it like the Bible tells us we should.
You don't approve of the way I treat my wife. You believe women have the right to choose. You probably think they deserve to earn the same wages as men. You might also think that if a man can have many partners, a woman should be allowed to have many partners too. Feminists have their own point of view too, us menists just like to make them look like evil, lonely spinsters. They really are quite the opposite. GUESS WHAT! You are a feminist.
Rudy, you said you were back to doing it like the bible says, how were you doing it before? Did I influence you for a few days?..lol..
I guess you're right..I have some beliefs that feminists do, but I'm not 100% feminist...Yes, I do believe that women have the right to choose whether or not to keep a child she is carrying...I don't really know if you really treat your wife the way you say you do or even if you are really married, but if you do, then it's wrong, but if that is the way you were raised, then so be it..If my husband talked any other way than respectful, I would punch his lights out..
As for the wage earnings, it depends on what a woman does..If she didn't make an effort to go to college and get a degree and a good job, then NO I don't think she deserves as much money as men do for manual labor such as construction, etc... If a woman did go to school, has a degree in let's say Computer Science, then yes, she does deserve the same if not more than a man..Because there are some women that have came up with brilliant ideas for websites and the internet in general, so if women didn't work, then you wouldn't be on the computer writing this blog, cause blogs may not be around.
As for the partners, I'll tell you a story of my own.. I have asked my husband several times to let another woman join us, and on a few occasions they have, and YES my husband did have fun with her also at my request, and that pleased me to know that he enjoyed himself, but NEVER have I asked if a male could join us. To me that is disrespectful towards my husband, and even if he asked me to have sex with another male, I would refuse. I guess the same goes for how people feel about 2 women together and how they feel about 2 men being together. It seems as if there is a huge difference, maybe because the men actually have something "entering" each other..lol..
Rudy, again if this is a joke, then it's brilliant, but if this is for real, then I think somewhere deep down inside you, you are a good man, like most men are. Yes, there are some 100% jerks, but there are some 100% bitches too. I treat my husband with love and respect, would NEVER cheat on him, and if I did betray him that way, I would expect the worst. We have a great relationship, we share secrets and make jokes...I love him and he loves me. That is what a couple is all about. It's not supposed to be "You do as I want, and I do what I want"... Think about that..You would be suprised what you could accomplish with a better attitude, inside the bedroom and out. =)
Kristin,
We tried your doggy style and the wife actually liked it. We tried it three times that night. Now she is trying to talk me into something called a "cowgirl" and "butterfly".
Feminism. 1% = 100%.
Wage earnings. Women in tool belts and jeans is a good idea. Especially for less pay. Women designing websites for manicure shops or department stores makes perfect sense. Real men do physical labor.
Partners. Single women should find a partner and stay with him. Single men should play the field.
Joking. Truthfully, I do love a good joke. Making an example of certain kinds of women is a hobby of mine. It works too. I really make women look bad.
Rudy, you never answered my question..Did I influence you when it comes to sex?? If I did (which you probably will never admit), but that is a huge step for you...Actually doing what a WOMAN suggests for a change.. I'll bake you some cookies and send them to you for a job well done.. As for the doggystyle thing, you say your wife liked it, but you don't mention your opinion.. As for 'cowgirl', I love that...But I'm lost on the 'butterfly' thing.. Never heard of that..Unless it is called something different around here...So fill me in..
Yes, you are right..Real men do manual labor, but real men also do other things..Look at Bill Gates for example..Probably one of the biggest whiners in the world, but check out the size of his bank account and what he created with his ideas...And if you say he isn't a real man, well you sure like using his product, unless you are using a Mac, which was also invented by a whiny man..
There always has been a double standard when it comes to single men/women.. As cliche as it sounds, men can sleep with whoever they want and they are a 'player', but women sleep with 2 men and they are a 'whore'.. But look at it this way, if there weren't women who were 'whores', what would you 'players' do? You wouldn't have any women to sleep with.. Quite honestly, I don't think there is anybody that is a whore or a player.. They just wanna do their own thing..
Anyways..I think there is still hope for you Rudy.. You seem like a pretty decent guy sometimes.. At least you let your wife do something other than the missionary position.. So that shows there is still a pinch of hope..
And, I saw that video up top.. Is your wife really pregnant??
Yes, you horrible influence. You influenced me and I liked it. I loved it! I love doggy style. I want the cowgirl! I want it bad!! I have to answer the other comment on the video, then go do some "diving". I promised I would. In return I'll get the butterfly. She gets on top and squats: doing all the work. Then I'll lay on my back on my bench press and she'll ride me like a bull. Thanks to you she knows she has me at her mercy. I'm not sure if I love you, or hate you for this. OK Right now I don't hate you. I really gotta go. now!
Hope you had fun last night! How did the butterfly and cowgirl work for you? Try the reverse cowgirl...Have her back facing you while she is going at it.. She will probably enjoy that more than you do...
You said at the beginning that you were going to answer my question about the video before you went diving, but you never answered me..
Seems like you are giving a little more interest is what you wife enjoys.. Maybe you aren't a 100% manist.. Most manists don't care about their wife's pleasures during sex, they just want to make sure they cum..
Kristin,
We'll have to try that. What's an Italian Chandeleir?
The stick she pee'd on said she was positive.
Good luck with the pregnancy..Do you hope it is a girl this time?
Italian Chandeleir?? Never heard of that in my life.. I guess I'm too secluded in my little boring life..
And about the entry up top...When I said "Bong"..I mean a bong you smoke pot out of..Not another name for something you put your penis in..lol...
Kristin,
I'm not so sure you live a secluded life. I think you live on an island or a yacht in the Carribean. You seem to be obsessed with illegal tobacco like products. Are you Cuban?
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