I tried to reflect on this past year and decide who I would want to be my pick as Man of the Year. Most decent people would choose Donald Rumsfeld because he is an honest man who is not afraid to send kids to fight and die for our president. But he is a quitter so Rick Santorum is my choice because he embodies all of what is good about conservatives. He is a man of faith, integrity and we will never forget his heated conversations with Barbara Boxer over when life really begins. For those of you who don't know. Life begins in the testicles. I'll put it in words that you hens can understand. Women are like chickens. Once that egg is laid it is no longer yours. Santorum did not deserve to lose on November 7th and it was a deep disappointment to me that he did. I think I was more upset about him losing than a lot of other things that happened this last election. Several positions have been brought up as future possibilities so it will be neat to see in what way he serves down the road. He will be greatly missed in the Senate. I am sure that everyone on Capitol Hill with the exception of Barbara Boxer is saddened by his losing.
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Hey Fruitful,
I'm attaching a link to an article from the Washington Post about Mr. Santorum and the day he and his family spent cuddling the dead fetus of their stillborn son. I know where you stand on when life begins, but when according to you does it end?
Wasn't Santorum's corpse-cuddling a bit creepy?
johnny
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A61804-2005Apr17.html
How could I guy with such a winning smile and Eighties hair ever lose in a contemporary erection? Today, our great nation has a festering, oozing flesh wound. :(
I'm not really that passionate about politics, except that I'll be glad/relieved/excited when King George's term mercifully ends. The only thing I know about Santorum is that he made several appearances on "Imus in the Morning."
Johnny,
I learned long ago that it is wrong to wrap bodies in blankets and drive them "home".
I'm happy that Santorum had the death certificate changed from 20 week old "fetus" to 20 week old baby. I just happened to be taking a bite of scrambled chicken when I got to that part.
Scribe,
Conservatives have always been trend setters in the world of fashion. Are you trying to tell me the daddy's little helpers that Rush was carrying belonged to Santorum?
Deleted Commenter,
Only a liberal would answer for me then delete his comment. I will answer commenters in my own words.
Green,
I am not familiar with any country where a man is king for a specific term. We should invade that country and install democracy there.
this guy was more than a bit creepy. And he was also one of the most mean spirited, self righteous jerks in washington, and THAT'S saying something.
Good riddance
Rudy~
YOU are an asshole!
American in Melbourne,
I agree. Santorum is a very righteous man. I almost chose George Allen as Man of the Year. They are both mentors of mine. We should all try to be more like them. I know I will.
Anonymous~
Insults from you are compliments from God. Thanks!! You are an asshole too. ;-)
God hath informed me that this blog doth represent the true winning ignorance He desires in order to win converts and show up that pesky fashion plate Satan- good work!
Minister Scribe,
Thank you, your holiness. Satan will fade like the fake wood paneling on my 1976 Ford Pinto station wagon. Jesus, like country musiv will go on and on and on.
"Jesus, take the wheel."
Excuse me, there's something in my eye!
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