See the picture to the right, there. I found this gadget in my 15 year old sons room. I was ashamed to learn that my son had this problem. I swear he gets it from his mothers side of the family. I asked him where he purchased this penis enlarger. After an hour of rolling on the floor laughing he fessed up. With a strange smile on his face and his eyes bright red he confessed that he purchased this man stretcher from a slimy hood in a JC Penney parking lot in North Texas. He is no longer allowed to visit his cousin CJ. I told him that if this device makes him feel more confident then he can keep it. Again he rolled on the floor laughing hysterically. I guess my decision made him that happy.Attention
Texas Rangers:
Be on the lookout for a greasy, one-eyed varmint driving a 1974 Chevy Vega. He has a box full of these penis enlargers. He must be stopped.
Now for some good news about this son of mine. He has taken a keen interest in agriculture. He asked if I would allow him to spend his next summer vacation at his friends farm in Northern California. Nothing would make me prouder than if my son became a farmer. I hope he can find a cash crop and retire early.
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lmao... That was hilarious.. Some of your work is brilliant.. You know, the way you word things reminds me of another blog that completely satirical.. http://stopmyabortion.blogspot.com
You should go there and read that hilarious and brilliant attempt at collecting money... Maybe you are the same person who wrote that blog..
You said that your son gets the "problem" from your wife's side of the family... What do you mean? That you have seen all of her male relatives and they have small dicks?? I can picture your son now laughing so hard at you and you just standing there with a blank face..
And one more thing Rudy.. This looks like a bong, not a penis enlarger..But hey, maybe they have changed in the last few years?
Kristin,
That is not my blog. I loved the brave, anonymous commenters telling her to "burn in hell", though. Words of true Christians.
"Bong". "Penis Enlarger". "Gender Extender". Whatever it's called. So long as it puts a smile on my sons face, he can keep it.
You're son won't be the only one smiling LOL
Scribe,
Kristin said it was a bong. Is that Chinese for penis enlarger?
I don't want my son using a communist penis enlarger.
OMG! I'm dying here! You kill me.
Dabich,
Who is OMG?
Put that down. Bongs are for communist men.
My son is grounded.
Is that with the red wire or the white one?
Put what down? :;blink::
Dabich,
I admire your firm stance on capital punishment. However, since we're speaking of my son I must disagree.
The red wire is hot. The white wire is common and sometimes ground. You're use of the communist penis enlarger has confused you. Don't trust the bong. Orientals are not handy with electronic devices. Find a penis enlarger made by G.E.
that looks like a bong
not a penis extender
Yes, Anonymous. Bong is Chinese for penis enlarger.
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