"We do not have ourselves dry cleaned".
Now I hate to admit it, but Sen. Barney Frank speaks the truth.
Every Saturday night, the local gays RSVP my corner laundromat. I'm not sure, but in order not to have an unbalanced load shaking a machine out the door, there has to be an even number of dirty homosexuals in every washer. I've always wondered and now know why the machines are called SpeedQueens.

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