Monday, January 3, 2011

Rocky Mountain Panther Piss on Tap

At my annual New Year Party were 6 mini-kegs of beer sitting in buckets of ice.

The li'l' Heineken and New Castle kegs (two of each) fit in a 5 gallon bucket with ice below and all around. The Heineken poured perfectly. Just the right amount of head... lllllaaaadies? ...and the beer was not flat. The New Castle was pretty good. A little too foamy, but not flat.

Now the POS of the beer bash: Coors Light. I like Coors Light in cans or bottles, but their keg was like epic fail, duderino. The beer came blasting out of the spigot in a fine stream. The "keg had to sit sideways in order to work. When the foam settled the beer was flat.

A for Heineken
B+ for New Castle
F- or G (yeah "G") for Coors Light

1 whiney liberal comments:

Rudy said...

Oh, and the grub was superb. I juiced an onion and poured some of it into a bit of cream cheese. Then I scooped it onto a thin slice of salami. They were gone fast! My semi-homemade salsa was going. I had to make another batch. Homemade tamales and poy stickers were gobbled up too.

There was red and white wine, mangos and smoked oysters for those who needed a boost or a tasty treat.

My cousin Bill sprayed the contents of the Coors kegs in the gutter and bought a 30 pack of Silver Bullets.

We had squid, mussels, clams, oysters a.. simmered in a garlic, white wine sauce.

Well I'm almost done drinking the lasr rwo bottles of burgundy I mean there was a bottle and more than a half left and I gotta call it a night.