Since I satarted blogging in 2005, I've always known that Murphys are some of the sneakiest blogging weasels in the blogiverse. They pretend to be who they are not in order to obtain informayion that should be withheld from public knowledge.
A few years back, I read about a Murphy who was annoying the greatest conservative blogger -before I came along. Murphy wouldn't stop harassing Miss MaryWheels. Lucky for her, I, H.Rudy Ericson came to her rescue and beat him off in her honor. You are welcome Miss Wheels. It was my pleasure.
The same Murphy turned his attention toward a creepy liberal blogger named Karl Marx Espella. Karl was half Russian, half Baked, and 3 quarters Cherokee from New England, Texas.His blog, The Irritated Hunanzee was a big flop. Murphy would ayagonize his fellow liberal trying to get him to use Technorati, tag words and all the tricks other liberal were using to boost their ratings and attract more googling moon bats to their siteblogs. Karl tried all the tricks, because Murphy could easily influence the weak minded department store mannequin. Still, the Ill. Humanzee failed to gain readership.
Both the Bloggers above moved their writs to other venues - the weak illustrated liberal followed his conservative superior to Wordress. No kidding, the fuckin' loser followed her to fuckin' Wordpress. No shit! Nah, nah wait... Really! What a big ol' Texas sized pussy!
Thank you, Tim Murphy, for showing the world what a giant pusscake The Humiliated Liberal (whatever'isnameis) is.
Now we have this Ian Murphy trying to trick the great Scott Walker by pretending to be David Koch, the billionaire who worked hard to inherit his fortune. I predict Ian Murphy's trick will backfire, and the union protest will end when eveyone sees how sneaky liberal bloggers can be. I hate it when Murphy's try to fool rich, self righteous Davids. It's happened time and tim again. You read me.
Murphys and liberals will fail. Scott Walker will be governor of Wisconsin till the cows come home.
*i'm too tired to try to fix typos, so shaddap
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Nice work.
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