Very Romantic Valentine's Day

I brought home some delicious, creamy chocolates. See's bordeaux. Picked up a nice zinfandel from a Temecula winery. I put these items on the dining room table at the chair facing the garden window. I went to the greenhouse and picked some white chrysanthemum's and a perfect red rose (I also just went to another page to find how to spell "chrysanthemum"). I arranged the flowers in a mid-sized vase, putting the rose right in the middle, but leaning toward the chair facing the garden window. I put some candles at both ends of the centerpiece and made sure I had a lighter at the ready. Then I waited.

I heard a car pull up outside the house. I knew it was approximately 6:00 pm. I lit the candles, poured the wine and opened the box of chocolates and set them on the place mat at the chair facing the garden window. Then I went to the door, shut and locked it so the neighbor who just got home couldn't see and I ate some chocolate and got pretty drunk on the wine.


I began to to feel a bit romantic, so I sat at the older computer that I don't care if it gets a virus and googled up some good porn. I found one with some strip tease, and a little oral foreplay. I watched the foreplay part twice because you can't have foreplay without replay. Those are the rules. Then I watched the nitty gritty part. About 10 minutes later I cranked one out. It flew over my left shoulder almost giving me a dangling pearl earring. I hope the left ear isn't the gay ear.