Fountain of Youth

An ex once gave me a bj in her lab. She studied my root juice under a microscope. Not only is my jizz high in protein, but contains a full days supply of vitamin E and essential oils that fight wrinkles. It also keeps her tits nice and firm. I could make millions by selling my junk juice but out of the goodness of my heart (and sack) I am offering my fountain of youth absolutely free of charge. You're welcome, women.