End Times Survival Kit

Many Southern Californians have earthquake survival kits. If you live in the middle of the country you might have a tornado survival kit. While those in the northern areas probably have some goods stashed in case you get snowed in for a time.

What about an End Times Survival Kit? This is something needed all over the world. Well you can all thank God that I, H. Rudy Ericson have built the world's only End Times Survival Kit.

My patented PS7734 contains everything the aforementioned survival kits have, but my PS7734 gives you lots of extras that you just can't live without.

Let's just look inside:

• 1 wind-up radio
  
• 1 wind-up flashlight
  
• 6 road flares
  
• 1 disco ball
  
• 306 large pizzas
  
• 115 6' long Superbowl subs
  
• 27 kegs of ice cold beer
  
• 56 boxes of wine
  
• 22 oz high grade pharma weed
  
• 72 hussies
  

I'm only asking American $4,000,000.09. Get it while supplies last.
And it fits in the trunk of your car