I was lifted to Heaven yesterday. I had them fooled till they checked my ID at the gate. That St. Peter is a real mother fucker.
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About HEman
- Rudy
- I have advanced degrees from ITT Tech, Bryman, and The University of Phoenix. I'm most proud of my B.S. in physics. I'm a Pro-Life, God fearing man and a paterfamilias. I own two hunting dogs, a wife, three sons and many chickens. I'll spend eternity in Heaven. You probably won't. I AM the King.
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HEman's Masterpieces
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Now can you see how untrue the liberals are when they say that Cheney has no heart, when they say that Cheney does not care about the troops...
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Praise The Lord - We're All Going To Die is the title of my new book available in the religious section of your local book depot and at Ama...
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Barney Frank says : "We do not have ourselves dry cleaned". Now I hate to admit it, but Sen. Barney Frank speaks the truth. Every Saturday...
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My fellow Bloggers; Millions of Be Fruitful readers: On March 13, 2007 - I, H. Rudy Ericson set a trap to catch sinners red handed. I publi... -
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At my annual New Year Party were 6 mini-kegs of beer sitting in buckets of ice. The li'l' Heineken and New Castle kegs (two of each) fit in...
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Conservatives, patriots and Walmart-sized mega church congregants (I meant the churches are Walmart sized. Not my readers): As you all may ...
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